What movies have not aged well?
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
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A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.